I used to vape a lot… like a lot lot… like my house was basically a chimney lot. But last week i have decided to quit that and its been going so well actually. I can not say i have quit nicotine, but, i switched vaping to those nicotine lozenges and it has helped a lot. I used to vape every 5 minutes and now i take one pill every 8 hours, and i increase that duration every day. My overnight duration without nicotine went from 13 hours night 1 to 18 hours night 4!!!

I SET YOU FREE YOU DONT LIKE ME OR MY SENSE OF HUMOR AND WHEN IM SEXUAL IM USUALLY JOKING BUT YOU DONT LIKE THAT AND I CANT GIVE YOU THE FRIENDSHIP YOU NEED OR DESERVE I DONT HATE YOU I DONT WISH YOU ILLWILL I LITERALLY JUST DIDNT WANT TO KEEP MAKING YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME WHEN I CANT MAE YOU HAPPY

to receive my 58979754th "nerd" glasses :D

MY DOG PISSED ON THE RUG FML

Detailed instructions on how to get to my house on doordash and they still message me “how to get to ur house? The road is closed” like no shit if u only read the delivery instructions that i gave you….

Why does DoorDash suggest tips based on the order total? If I buy a single $300 item, why would I tip $50 when I'd only tip about $10 for a $100 grocery order with multiple items?

Im either constipated or shitting my guts out theres no in between

SO CLOSE OF GETTING 3/3 PORTUGUESE SPEAKER COUNTRIES MAKING IT THRU!!!!!!!!

FUCK ARGENTINA FUCK MESSI

' You are the asshole!!! Ala

for supporting my beloved colonizers........................ @socks truly is evil

is the GOAT tf.... oh nvm hes offside LMAO

tf.....

:(

to watch england lose right now........ mainly bc of twitter people not even recognizing Congo existed and was already "confirmed" in the round of 16.... now this will age like milk when england make it a 2-1 game but still

is so well behaved and perfect and she's never done anything wrong I love her so fucking much here is a gif of her.

Because 1800GOTJUNK is late to our appointment!!!!

I HATE facebook market why is everyone there stupid as shit

and the fact its been storming all day is not HELPING!!!