-- IronMuffin -- Hey everybody! Hope you’re all having a lovely day. Thanks for taking the time to read this. I came into this game as a relative nobody on Kovaze (I’ve been on the site for about 8 months now and have played a few of the major ORGs but I think in general most people here don’t know me), and I really had no clue how this game would end up playing out for me because I didn’t know most of the cast coming in. I found myself having to fight for my life in week 2 and have had to play a pretty scrappy game ever since. This game came about during a pretty difficult and busy time in my life, but I’ve still managed to give it my all every step of the way. I’ve given this game a lot of attention and effort, and even when I was busy working (which has been A LOT lately), I never rested on my laurels and this game was always a priority for me. I’ve had to do challenges at 5am after a 14 hour work day (multiple times!) and even during those work days I found myself having to fight for my position in this game and campaign for votes. I’ve been super dedicated to this game from the beginning and there is not one second of it that I slept easy. I’ve been hit or miss on the comp side of things, but I’ve never been a challenge beast and I probably never will be at this point. Still, I always gave it my all and getting the chance to plead my case to the jury after such a long and tumultuous journey would really mean a lot to me, and so I hope you guys can consider giving this post a plus and giving me a shot to fight for my place at the end. I don’t blog a lot LOL so I am not really sure how this will go for me, but know that every vote does mean the world to me and I really want an opportunity to fight for my place in the final 2. If I do get to the end I’ll obviously have more to say, but for now I’ll just say that I’ve had to fight for my place in this game week to week during a pretty busy / difficult time in my life and I never took my foot off the gas or rested on my laurels. I’m aware this is kind of an uphill battle for me, but nonetheless I would love a chance to plead my case at the end and any support would really mean a lot to me. Good luck to Nettles and Matty! It’s been amazing playing with both of you. Everybody else VOTE IRONMUFFIN I give great massages!

-- Nettles -- Dear Jury, I have fought my way this season to get myself here. I think I've played one hell've game! I kept my allies close and my enemies closer. I've won the challenges I need to win in order to get myself here. I've worked with each and every one of you at one point in the game or not for a reason. I betrayed my own alliance in order to get myself here. I did everything I could, never in a million years would I think I'd be sitting here. I am proud of myself for believing in me and my gameplay. I hope everyone can respect how I played the game and that it has paid off for me being here. I improved throughout the season, socially & physically in challenges and I hope that shows. I started playing this game since the first HOH as an anonymous glaceonjr, making allies with people I didn't even know, and building relationships. I managed to get myself here with mainly my social skills. Hope you can let an underdog take home this crown! 👑

i want to rip out my veins and arteries and feel the pull from my heart like when you feel the ease of something being tightly knotted together being ripped apart

I feel like TikTok detects it’s doomscrolling in bed alone time and sends its worst tiktoks my way with very homicidal intentions

LIKE LET ME LOG IN AND PLAY MY 1-3 GAMES COMFORTABLY OH NOY LETS NOM ME FOR 10TH IN POWERHOUSE 3X IN A ROW AND GET 10TH WITH EVERYONE GIVING ME A 3 HELLO

Deadass don’t work on mobile lmao

is it worth grinding

the FUCK off how are you supposed to gain speed from landing on the hills if the hills are too steep from the start to even gain height

have become ridiculously laggy on mobile lol

MCR is kind of a really Mexican band

So much to find time to just sit down and play some games here lol like 15 out of my past 20 games I’ve either gone inact or having to play on mobile only and get interrupted like halfway

Make me fucking vomit at the sight of food and instead of making my snatched as fuck they’re just deplete my entire muscle storage and leave me skinny fat it fucking sucks

Mine keep like going back in time lol

Victoria Justice could pull a Zara Larson

fleabag and bojack horseman can we expect a glaceon crash out soon

Played 20 games today But in my defense half of them are powerhouses where I got like 9-7th

and please spare me the heroics but just genuinely between you and me as two adult people in society how often do you think or get intrusive thoughts about dying whether it’s because something else causes it or yourself

And I fall off the top 10 for candy like OMG??