I did it. Against the chaos, the alliances, the whispers, the absolute madness of this game—I won. And while I’m standing here proud, it wasn’t without cutting down some real characters along the way. Every elimination was bittersweet… some more bitter than sweet 👀
Here’s my farewell tour:
Kemi – Gone way too soon. Smart, perceptive, and dangerous in the long run. I was genuinely sad to see you go because you absolutely could’ve gone deep. Eliminating you was a “respect the threat” move.
Chibi – Quiet but sneaky. You were always more plugged in than people realized. I was happy to eliminate you before you could fully wake up, but sad because I know you had more game in you.
Sobriquet – Strategic, sharp, and always thinking two steps ahead. Taking you out felt necessary, not personal. Still hurt a bit because that was a real gamer leaving the tank.
Sin – Unpredictable in the best and worst way. You kept things interesting, kept me on my toes, and honestly made the game more fun. Sad to cut you, happy I survived you.
Bagel – Social, likable, and sneaky-good. You could’ve won on charm alone. Eliminating you was painful because I liked you… which is exactly why you had to go.
NaughtyNacho – Chaos with a smile. You were everywhere, all the time, and somehow always escaped blame. Happy I finally caught you—sad because the vibes dipped without you.
MissChloeKay – Underrated and dangerous. You had a way of slipping through cracks and gathering info. I was sad to end your run, but relieved because you were absolutely a late-game problem.
@Horseshit – Oh. This one? No sadness. Not even a little. Loud, sloppy, messy gameplay with a confidence that was never earned. You talked like a mastermind and played like a background extra who wandered onto set. Eliminating you wasn’t just strategic—it was community service. 🗑️🦈
Minie – Sweet, smart, and quietly solid. You didn’t get enough credit, and that’s what made you scary. I hated cutting you, but I knew better than to sit next to you any longer.
xoJack – A real competitor. You adapted, you fought, and you didn’t go down easy. I was sad to see you go because that felt like a true “endgame” elimination.
@Suicide – Intense, committed, and all-in every round. You played hard and wore your heart on your sleeve. Taking you out was tough, but it was the move that cleared my path.
Squeej – The final heartbreak before the crown. Smart, capable, and absolutely someone who could’ve taken it all. Eliminating you was the hardest—and the clearest sign I was ready to win.
To everyone I eliminated: thank you for making this game brutal, emotional, and unforgettable. I’m sad you’re gone… but I’m very happy I survived you all.
Sharks champion. Fins.