Yall ever have days you feel like you’re being punked? First this morning as I’m walking into my office and an enormous CRICKET jumps out at me and I almost died (I don’t fuck with bugs). Now I have maintenance looking at a vent here and THE GUY SPILLS OIL ON MY COMPUTER!?!? SIR WHY DO YOU HAVE A TUB OF OIL TO LOOK IN A CEILING VENT Anyway here’s a picture of the cricket

Difficulty level: 3 days left of feeds

Should I throw a party while he’s gone

Yall think she’s still being a bad mother?

My little yandertron21 sometimes he says things that make me want to stab myself repeatedly

I’ll tell you who I think of us 2 would block the other first chloekay I think you’d block me first like I’d vote you out 5th in a frenzy and you’d yell at me jessiejedi you said you don’t block so I guess I’d block you first lol jadennator1 idk this one is tough but I think I’d block you first I’m more trigger happy yandertron21 oh easy I would block you first you would never block me I’d probably do it to piss you off rain I do think you’d block me first but I think it would be me making a joke that doesn’t land and it making you mad lol

I just have to add stuff to my actual blank portion

Who the fuck is sienna spiro like I don’t even think yandertron21 has said her name before

Like I truly can’t get enough of it. A cheese and guava empanada fucks me up every time. I make my own ribs marinade/sauce by melting down guava paste and adding in soy sauce, hot honey, and garlic. Truly the best of the best

I’m reverting to my MySpace years with this profile update

Can I ask? Like yall know I don’t play games… what the fuck is a Morgana race?

Who since high school has not done a single thing to advance his life. He hasn’t worked, gone to college, we taught him how to drive but he never got his license or a car. His mom, uncle, and grandma all passed away in the last few years and he got money from that to live well for a while and I believe he’s using it to stay within means but he’s still quite unable to do much. He’s staying with his sister right now nearish to where me and my friends still live and we’re going to brunch this morning, but he asked us if we could give him a ride. We all checked and it’s 40 minutes past the restaurant in the opposite direction where we all live. Like I get he’s had a lot of issues and reasons why he’s in this position but at 31 years old I would have expected him to kind of figure it out at this point.

I’m not gonna be able to sleep

Tickets are kinda cheap but it starts in an hour

Thoughts?

But mostly the sexytex part