I'm typing in Portuguese and my phone tries to autocorrect to English words. I just said "boa noite meu amor" to Brat and my phone was like DO YOU MEAN BOA NOISE MET AMOR?

a pile of bodies and trail of destruction

There is a lot of pressure on a top tier race player like me who has won their last two races. Maybe I will stick with arena tonight

Brat added me on WhatsApp, our bond is about to be unbreakable we will be texting all day long

When I check in on my lunch I expect my other blog to be trending with 20 compliments

Please say nice things about me.

I joined because I saw my friend Victim96 who I rarely get to play with. She got first HoH BUT IS INACT, AND ALGO NOMINATED ME. Does that make ME the @victim instead?

yay

for 10 minutes at least

is very classy, but won't take away the two yellow 1sts on my front page <3

BELIEVE IT OR NOT. THERE ARE TWO YELLOW 1ST ON MY PAGE. LAST NIGHT WAS A TEAM EFFORT, BUT TONIGHT DUSTIN KING CARRIED ME. THANK YOU FOR BEING AN AMAZING PARTNER

with my hair/dress/butterfly

cheritaisabelle

you have children old enough to use the internet?

Cherry: 2462 joeburrow: 2459 THIS IS NOT EVEN THE FIRST TIME!!!!

One of my matches is a military man with a pic of himself in his army uniform HOLDING A GIANT GUN WITH THE CAPTION "ME AND MY BEST FRIEND" Do men even read profiles or do they just click like on any vaguely attractive woman? Absolutely nothing about me vibes with that.

I finally downloaded hinge last night and made a profile. I check it now and 19 people liked me but it's only letting me look at one of them?!?! Then it asked me if I wanted to upgrade and pay $30 a month. Wtf that's so expensive, do people really do that? Am I just stupid and there is a way for me to see more people who like me for free, or do I really only get to see 1 man?

LAST GAME OF THE NIGHT. PUT ON A RED HAIR AND JOIN US! IF YOU DON'T HAVE A RED HAIR, FINE JOIN ANYWAY BUT YOU ARE LESSER!

Congratulations to Cherry and mango, you have won The Race! Shakes tits for race win #10