Day 2

Day 1

or you’re homophobic

Everyone share your bad experiences with Nakime in the comments below. Let's get this user OUT OF HERE.

Making this blog so I can save my best copypastas. SHAPES Shapes make me sick. Sick to my stomach. I’m gurgling and churning and burping all over the bathroom, keeling over with my lactic acids, and letting loose fluids from four different holes in the shapes of blue squares, green triangles, red circles, and yellow stars. This looks chunky. This looks different. I won’t recover. I’m hospitalized now. Light is fading. Dings are dinging. You have competed! Your score: BANNED WEIGHTLIFTING Have you ever felt like a weight was lifted off of your chest? This is the opposite of that feeling. Sin personally showed up at my house and dropped a 50,000lb anvil on my head, while pinning my ankles down with 100,000kg dumbbells. There is pressure crushing every centimeter of the surface area of my body, to the point where I feel like I'm just putty. Just a nothing - a squelched, squished, ball of slime under the weight of it all. The weight of winning this competition stands on my shoulders and I feel like I can't lift it. I just can't lift it - I can't do it - I can't do it anymore. You know what? This is it. I won't go to the gym. I won't run on the treadmill. I won't even do reps in my home. Ring Fit Adventure, you can find yourself at my latest garage sale along with my other copy of the Kovaze SD card. FUCK THIS, DELETE THIS COMP. WATER TANK I hate Water Tank with a burning passion. My passion is so hot that it evaporated all the water on the planet Earth, leaving no water left in the tank. In fact there's nothing left in my tank to give. No water, no fuel, no energy, no passion, no, hope, no love. Why? Because Water Tank fills me with nothing but burning hatred. It leaves me as empty as that tank, and I can't seem to stop swimming in this empty void of disdain. OVER. OVER. OVER. Over... it. I'm 60% of the way there. No. No, it's over. I'm dehydrated, i'm thirsty, i'm parched. Please give me a drink.. please, Sin.. The beads of sweat leave my forehead. The tank has exploded. My water broke. I gave birth. It's.. a new comp! it's.. OVER

To the person who tried to get rid of me cus they were bitter they lost an Arena duel to me… get ready because, CalamityKnight is back baby, the Queen of Kovaze can’t be defeated with or without 15 honor points. I’ll watch my language, but as for my enemies, they’ll need to Watch their backs, cus the next time I see you in an Arena baby, you better hope the comp is Unlucky Drop.

What’s the point of lying and creating fake alliance chats and acting like it’s a full length ORG and being messy and backstabby as hell… When you already have a huge premade… In a mini ass Kovaze outcasted game that there are like ten going on every week minimum?? 💀 Some people do far too much lol.

Won my second ever Race game as soon as my teammate wasn’t Envious Oh clock

Finally got my first Arena win through insane luck honestly, not a great score in Match 3 but SOMEHOW WON IT, thank God mama I've been fighting for a week ish to get that first win...! The calamity is just coming to town, babe!!