When you get paired with a Platinum member when you’re Silver III in The Ring It would be like if they paired PenguinOwen with Jaded it’s just not fair

18th - Teeter (makes me want to SCREAM) 17th/16th - Swoop and Swingshot (????) 15th - Maze (can’t play on my phone) 14th - Puzzler (I can’t do puzzles at all) 13th - Match 3 12th - Kickup (I actually love it but I’m kinda bad at it and keep slamming the ball down) 11th - Relics 10th - Starfall (everyone is good at it now) 9th - Basketball (really fun comp but I barely get to play it) 8th - Flipside (I need tips) 7th - Codebreaker (don’t really need practicing in it but it’s a nice breather comp) 6th - Stacker 5th - Holey 4th/3rd - Burgers and Chain Pop - These are the comps I needed the most help with so practicing has been really nice 2nd - Water Tank (used to be my favorite comp) 1st - Spinner (honestly my new favorite comp)

Me: Oh yay there’s finally practice comps for me to practice on the comps I suck at People: Oh wow you suck at this comp YOU THINK I DONT ALREADY KNOW THAT? 😭

(It’s my birthday duh)

My one friend told me she wants me to be her BRIDES MAID at her wedding and THEN doubled down and said “Obviously you wouldn’t be a best man” Well, she might as well have made me a flower girl 😭

Him: Do you know who Rosa Parks is? Me: Uh… of course Him: Oh I didn’t know who she was until today Me: How sheltered were you? HE IS OLDER THAN ME TOO 😭

BB16 Joey, Ashley BB28, Cameron BB19 and AlisonBB7 final 4 would be so good

Her IQ test score and she was like “132. kinda low tbh” and I was like “Ok, I might as well take the test too” just for fun And I scored a 135 and she has the audacity to say “Well, I got kind of bored so I didn’t actually try the second half” BE SO FOR REAL 😭

Is gonna HIT when I get refunded for all the furniture I bought

These kovaze updates. It’s brought so much more life I just love seeing everyone’s customizable profiles (even the ugly ones)

THEY REALLY GOT RID OF MY MINI HOUSE I HADDDD. Rip Furniture 😭💔

Thank you for the boarder ratedR I’ll be using this til the end of time on here

No pink or purple party hat I feel robbed

I told a guy that I had my wisdom teeth removed yesterday and that’s why I didn’t respond and he gave me this long message that “this is the first sign of avoidant behavior” be so FOR REAL

@PenguinOwen126 enters somehow with an alt account

I just can’t be Icon anymore after this season of BB lmaooo. Jaded will be happy about this