to see what you’re all talking about with these mini games when i finally play one 🙂‍↕️

is all mad at me about her birthday present. like yeah ok, guess im wrong for loving you and being thoughtful and assuming you’d want a gym membership. fucking ridiculous

of those cheating in weightlifting 🔫

when you say things like “you’re not that hot but can I see you naked anyways”

being able to buy a house in Canada, just for the new census forms to ask how many rooms you have. can’t wait to be taxed more for my unoccupied rooms 😍😍 or incentivized to house migrants 👍

“twink” meant fattie because of Twinkies, come to find out it’s the exact opposite? you gays make no sense

may have the worst song writers out of any of the pop girls, but that’s ok. her fans care more about image and trendiness teehee ❤️

i love seeing the blogs page, but i hate when people die

a woman can do that a man can’t 😤

that’s why they were given parts that jiggle

white women hopped on the trend of fake being bi and instead use the label as a social accessory

people won’t be able to weird flex about knowing what’s in the upcoming episode of BB all over the blogs page. tengaged would never. great news for those that don’t have the time to watch others sit around a house 16 hours a day ❤️

Sigmund Freud’s friends were ever like “hey man, shut the fuck up, i don’t want my mother”

& I’ll tell you if you’re worse than James Charles @everyone - no

to the moms of Kovaze! But the real moms; moms with kids, dog/cat moms, hell even hamster moms. But not the “moms” gays like to call their friends. ya know? like a bradi for example

is a gateway, hope y’all are staying safe 🙂‍↕️