All Blogs by BUnderscore

i told someone that my average bowling score was 220. that’s not true at all. i lied because in that moment that’s what i wanted to do. and they completely believed me because they had no reason not to. at first they said “no way” but then i said “im serious” and that’s all it took. i don’t feel sorry about it i had a lot of fun

should have been Edgar Allan Poem because of the poems he did. get it? 😂😂

no one remembers BUnderscore

whenever you post something satirical on Kovaze dot com

being in the US this June

stopped being weird women would have their boobs out more. it’s self sabotage

so many blogs that are just like “hey, how’s everyone doing” and everyone replies “im pretty good”

he keeps making me take him to the vet, then he doesn’t even like it there and gets all upset about it. honestly it’s very manipulative. he knows that I’m an INFP and a mystic personality type, so i tend to feel my own emotions really easily. I’m also a lil neurospicy, which makes it hard to tell when someone is joking. using that against me is a real form of abuse and I’ve had enough. it’s time for me to speak up

I haven’t experienced in life yet.. like being framed for my wife’s murder leading to an estranged relationship with my only son, leading to me also being framed for his murder. or getting a promotion solely because my predecessor was murdered, which im then framed for. or having my dog be killed, but im not framed for it because the killer doesn’t care for framing me because its a dog, so i instead go on a revenge mission

live long enough to see yourself become the villain, or are just a normal guy who hangs out

on this planet more gross than feet? I don’t think so

for me it’s the people pretending matcha is good 🙂‍↕️

the bearer of bad news but Coke is the drug of wifebeaters and 40 yr olds that still club with 20 yr olds. Please do better 🙂‍↕️

for Canada to have to end up being the only host for the World Cup 🙂‍↕️

was so ahead it’s time, and clearly the best movie in the franchise 🙂‍↕️

such a good murder victim the way i’m a kind hearted and loving person who lights up any room i’m in 🙂‍↕️

never truly be Brovaze without B_ and that’s representation y’all will never have 🙂‍↕️

will not be boycotting Scream 7 as there is no possible way it is worse than Scream 6 🙂‍↕️