All Blogs by BUnderscore

Royale is as hype as Moose Fighting Vol 2 or something and there just ain’t no way. im calling bs 🤔

and my dreams are more existential scary than monsters and ghosts scary. how do I fix this?

that one uncle who killed himself amirite

i know. im trying to erase bi people. they’re annoying online

after saying bi people fake it

and i was only bit by a dog twice :)

to start smoking is when your brain is still developing

& I’ll describe you in one word ONLY cherry - vegan marieeve - woman alicat - meow

has cherry feeling some kind of way or what but all I did was wish her a happy women’s day, and she responded by putting a cigarette out on my arm and calling me a slur that doesn’t even apply to me? like ok.

might be the most overrated horror movie of all time. there’s a monster that walks towards you really slowly? so you can escape it by just walking at a normal pace? and all you have to do to get rid of it is have sex with a person? and you can kill it if it goes in water? wow that’s scary. i would’ve just had sex with a person

but i know what will cure it… an egg! good thing my stove is always on and ready for cooking. i never have to worry about forgetting to turn the stove on because it’s on already! and it saves me some time. B_’s little shortcut to Egg World :)

when you says things like “you’re not that hot but can i see you naked anyways.”

i like listening to music, but i HATE when people die

beat me up and dragged me to the woods to die because i said i enjoyed watching Christian on Survivor

doing online poker tournaments before the tides turn and i start losing. that’s my rule, im allowed to be addicted to poker but im not allowed to be addicted to gambling 🙂‍↕️

Care to comment on 67?

was gonna tell me daily spins just got moved to shops? you some cold hearted mfs here 🥸