stopped being weird women would have their boobs out more. it’s self sabotage

so many blogs that are just like “hey, how’s everyone doing” and everyone replies “im pretty good”

I haven’t experienced in life yet.. like being framed for my wife’s murder leading to an estranged relationship with my only son, leading to me also being framed for his murder. or getting a promotion solely because my predecessor was murdered, which im then framed for. or having my dog be killed, but im not framed for it because the killer doesn’t care for framing me because its a dog, so i instead go on a revenge mission

live long enough to see yourself become the villain, or are just a normal guy who hangs out

on this planet more gross than feet? I don’t think so

for me it’s the people pretending matcha is good 🙂‍↕️

the bearer of bad news but Coke is the drug of wifebeaters and 40 yr olds that still club with 20 yr olds. Please do better 🙂‍↕️

for Canada to have to end up being the only host for the World Cup 🙂‍↕️

was so ahead it’s time, and clearly the best movie in the franchise 🙂‍↕️

such a good murder victim the way i’m a kind hearted and loving person who lights up any room i’m in 🙂‍↕️

never truly be Brovaze without B_ and that’s representation y’all will never have 🙂‍↕️

will not be boycotting Scream 7 as there is no possible way it is worse than Scream 6 🙂‍↕️

Angelina winning survivor 50?

was BUnderscore not a cool username selection? i call bologna

why “Koinz”

but then i thought of that one time cherry and airi were in a fight and they were both in a challenge group game together, and there was a big group call for the game, and then after that a bunch of them stayed on, and he and cherry started arguing and basically having a straight up LOVER'S QUARREL and everyone was just like, ENTHRALLED by it and saying "why are these two so weird? They keep saying rude things to each other but also calling each other babe and sweetie nonstop" haven’t been able to stop laughing 😭😭